Welcome to Kill El Roy Travels
We are a travel agency dedicated to serving the needs of
the idle middle class during their turbulent years, when the
search for self reaches a fevered pitch and distractions are
hard to find.
We combine the thrill-seeking mentality of the 1990's Gen-Xer
with the destructive and violent faux-anarchist politics of
the disillusioned 1970's First World revolutionary.
"It's like a bungee jump with a point to it."
Kill El Roy will transport you to all the newest riot hotspots
in Europe and North America as soon as they develop. No expense will be
spared in our effort to make each safari a memorable, exhilarating and luxurious affair.
All you need are your leisure clothes, a violent streak
(we all have it...) and a keen sense of adventure.
We supply the rest: