COMPETITION! WIN PRIZES! All you need to do to get your greedy mits on this fabulous object d'rebellion is to tell us about the most outrageous thing you've done  inorder to relieve a stultifying sense of boredom invading your middle class existence.  We'll publish the top 5 stories on this site and the best one, as chosen according to our arbitrary aesthetic judgement, will receive the paving stone. Good luck!